Argentine culture cracks me up

So I'm looking for a pool for lap swimming. *Search for pools. I find different athletic clubs around town.

The one nearest me - Club de Pescadores (fishing club). Hmm. Ok.

They have a large pool and soccer facilities. Great.

But also... they do large asados. Oh and occasionally becomes a dance club at night.

They also own a campground by the river. Do tours of the lake.

Rent out cabins.

How much does it cost? $12/mo. And this is one of the higher end clubs around.

I may never need another membership again...